Santa (reading from book of facts)
Santa (reading from book of facts) "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?" Banta: "Why don't u use a mouth wash?"
by khalid hussain (few years ago!) / 840 views
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A pathan said to his friend:
“mujhy smajh nahi aati k log
maheena maheena kaisy nhi nahatay?
Mujhy to 28vein din kharish hona shuru ho jati hai
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
HEIGHT OF LAZINESS:
Boy: Papa 1 glass pani de do
papa: khud le lo.
BOY: plz de do na
Papa: Ab manga to thapar maronga.
Boy : Thapr marne aao to pani lete aana
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round….
Ur heart is beating fast ,
do u think its LOVE????
na Munna na its called high B/P…
by A. Sami (few years ago!)
A man saw a snake on his Mother-in-law's Bed.
Man to Snake: Meri saas ko dus lo.
Snake: Aby kya dus lon? Main isi se to apna ZEHAR EasyLoad kerwata ho.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Aadmi ne Add dekha
"PURANA MOBILE DO AUR NEW MOBILE LO"
Wo us address per pohancha tu wahan koi shop nahi thi.
Us ne waha par 2 Larkon se is Add k bare mey poocha
Unhoon ne GUN nikal k kaha:
ye Add Hum ne dia tha
"CHAL YE PURANA MOBILE DE AUR JA KR NEW MOBILE LAY"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Waiter gives bill to Sardar
Sardar: "Take my card."
Waiter: "But sir, this is Ration Card."
Sardar: "So what? U have writen outside
"ALL CARDS ACCEPTED"...
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Santa:- Abe Banta tu yaha baitha hai…
Tere dost ki death ho gai hai… Tu gaya Kyu Nahi????
Banta:- Uss saale ne mujhe bulaya hi nahi
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
2 pathan darya me thora se dahi dal kar chamche se hila raha hote han
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3 pathan aata ha or kehta ha ye kia kar rahe ho.....
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wo kehte han lasii bana rahe han
to 3 pathan kehta ha
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itna lassi tumhara baap pie ga :D
by rahul (few years ago!)
What is a girl friend?
Addition of problems, subtraction of money,
multiplication of enemies & division of friends
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Pathan ka interview tha..
Sawal aya : English me translate kero,
"Me nokri k liye bohat ummeed se hun".
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Pathan : I am Pregnant for the Job...;-(
by @irha@ (few years ago!)