Santa (reading from book of facts)

Santa (reading from book of facts) "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?" Banta: "Why don't u use a mouth wash?"

by khalid hussain (few years ago!) / 801 views
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murga kesa diya.

Santa jain: murga kesa diya.
Shopkeeper: Rs. 80 Rs. 50 Rs. 10
Santa jain: Rs. 10 Ka itna sasta kyu?
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Jab koi ladki ghar se bhag jane ki dhamki de...
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We leave right away, so can you pack my clothes, my fishing equipment, and especially my blue silk pajamas? I`ll be home in an hour to pick them up." He hurries home, grabs everything and rushes off. A week later he returns.
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