Yaar aaj mein bus ke peeche peecha
Santa : Yaar aaj mein bus ke peeche peecha daudkar three rupees bacha liye.
Banta : Kya yaar, tum to bahut murkh ho, agar taxi ke peeche bhagte to 100 rupees bachta!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1184 views
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The amazed man told the farmer his story.
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Larkay Walay: larki ne kya kiya hua hai??
Larki Walay: jee Masha Allah candy crush
kay 110th stage per hai :P
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Ultimate lines by a brokn heart: wo mujhse mil kar itna roi ki
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uski naak ka bulbula dekh ke meri hassi nikaly gayi
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