Gareeb admi

Gareeb admi: Doctor sab mere paas paise nahi hain,
ap mera elaaj kar dein to kabhi apke kaam aunga

Dr: kya kaam karte ho?

gareeb admi: qabar khodta ho.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1051 views
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