Rajnikanth enters BIGG BOSS 4. Next day.
Rajnikanth chahte hai ki BIGG BOSS confession
room me aayein! Rajnikanth has counted infinity
twice. Part of apple`s logo that is missing was
eaten by Rajnikanth.
Rajnikanth doesn`t shave. He just looks in the
mirror and dares hair to grow. Headlines of Today:
Ek train cycle ki chapet

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 812 views

Finally the Japanese asked the Sardar

Finally the Japanese asked the Sardar why he had chosen the door.

The Sardar quickly responded to this question, "Well, when it gets hot all I have to do is roll down the window."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Doctor apne dost se: yar soch raha hon k

Doctor apne dost se: yar soch raha hon k is gaon main apna clinic khol lon.
Dost: Yar tumhara khyal to naik hai magar yahan ka qabristan chota hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Mere sath chalogi Girl: Kidhar

Boy: Mere sath chalogi
Girl: Kidhar

B:Aap jidhar bole udhar

G: Thik h,shopping chalte he

B: Kasam se "DIDI" apse mazak karna bhi Gunha hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aik Din 1 Larki Nay Larkay Say

Aik Din 1 Larki Nay Larkay Say Sawal Kia:
Tum Mera Sath Kab Tak Chahtay Ho?
Larka Ro Diya Our Apnay Aansoo Ka Aik Qatra Samandar Main Gira Diya
Our Kaha: Jab Tak Tum Is Aansoo K Qatray Ko Dhoond Na Lo…
Is Par Samndar Bhi Ro Diya Our Kaha: Ay Pakistanio.
Tum Ye Funkariyan Our Dramay Baziyan Sekhtay Kaha Say Ho?
Larkay Nay Muskura Kar Kaha:
Dr Tahir ul Qadri Say….

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

What is girlfriend ?

Question:what is girlfriend ?

Answer: jo her bat pe tok tok ker tumhari her adat badal day or 2 sal bad kahay "Ab tum pehlay jaisay nahi rahe."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)