Jai : Apni Galfrnd k sath Pahli date pr
Jai : Apni Galfrnd k sath Pahli date pr:
Ye Meri Pehli Date H Darling, Agar Koi Galti Ya Kami Reh Jaye,To Mujhe Chota Bhai Samajh Ke Maaf Kar Dena.
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