Jai : Apni Galfrnd k sath Pahli date pr:

Ye Meri Pehli Date H Darling, Agar Koi Galti Ya Kami Reh Jaye,To Mujhe Chota Bhai Samajh Ke Maaf Kar Dena.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 915 views

I was just drunk

5 reasons why you are my friend….
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
No Reason Found!
I was just drunk

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Raat ka time

Raat ka time jab Munna aur Chinkie apnay bed room mien so rahay thay to phone ki ghanti baji.

Voice: Aray doctor sahab jaldi aayeay! Meray betay nay blade kha liya hai.

Munna abhi jaanay k liye tayyar hi hota k dobara phone aata hai.

Voice: Doctor Sahab! Aab aanay ki koi zaroorat nahi, meray husband ko shave k liye doosra blade mil gaya hai

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Dentist

A busy dentist and a patient:
Patient: Doctor, my teeth...
Doctor: I know what to do. Open your mouth.

When the patient opened his mouth and the dentist pulled three of his front teeth.
Patient: What have you done?!

Doctor: Its weird, I pulled three of your teeth without any bleeding.

Patient: Those were fake teeth.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Two cockroaches sitting in washroon

Two cockroaches sitting in washroon eating potty.

One said to other: Yaar mujhe potty aa rahe hai.

Other said: Yaar khane ke time pe to aise batain mat kiya karo.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

1 admi apne dost k Ghr gya

1 admi apne dost k Ghr gya,
bell bjane pr chota sa Bacha bahr nkla.
Admi:
Beta apky Abu ghr pe hn?
Bcha:
Ji wo to bzar gye hn.
Admi:
Acha apny brray bhai ko bulao.
Bcha:
Wo to cricket khelne gya h.
Admi:
Acha tumhari Ami to ghr pe hi hongi?
Bcha:
Ji wo apni saheliyon k 7 Picnic pr gai hn.
Admi: (gussy se):
To beta aap Ghr me Q bethe ho? Aap b kahin jao.
Bcha:
“Mein B apne dost k Ghr aya hua hun”
Admi: Lakh di Lanat Tere Nikky jay tay..:p:p

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)