note bheeg jaye ga
Munnabhai: Aey circuit note ke upar ke gandhiji hamesha muskurate hue kyun rehte hai?
Circuit: Kyuki agar woh roo pade to note bheeg jayenge.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 584 views
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by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
An Invitiation
Dad! I got married Yesterday Evening. I forgot to inform you.
Daddy: Its ok my child.
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Pathan: Khuda ka lakh lakh sukar
hai k pakistan 13 August ko aazad nai howa..
DOST: (Heran hote hoe) Q.??
Pathan:phir hum 14 August kese manaty!! :P
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
A logical Answer..
Teacher: Tumhare abu kitne
saal k hain?
Bacha:Jitne saal ka mein
hon,
Teacher”Wo kese?
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usi din
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Budha Budhi Ki Kahani
1 budha aya
7 me 1 budhiya ko laya
Hotel me ja k waiter ko bulaya
Dono ne apna-apna order mangaya
Pehle budhe ne khaya
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Fir budhiya ne khaya
budhe ne pankha hilaya
Ye dekh k Waiter sharmaya or usne farmaya
Ai Laila Majnu k Maa Baap
Tum dono me itna pyar hai to khana 1 sath Q nhi khaya?
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Secret of success:
1. Top mat karo warna log tumse
jalenge.
2. Class me late jao, har teacher tumhe
yaad rakhega.
3. Nakal ka chance ho to padho mat.
4. Zyada padhne se time waste
hota hai,time kharab karna
buri bat hai..
5. Kabhi viva mat do bcoz
bezzati ke 2 marks se izzat
ke 0 marks acche hote hai
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Doctor: Ap k shohr thek ho skte hn Agr ap inka khyal rkhen
Tnsion na den
Larai na kren
Or
inki Khdmt krn
Husband: Dr ne kya kaha?
Begm: Dr ny jwab de dya ha
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Dost: itne udaas kyu o.
2nd: yaar wife se jhagra hua tha boli pure 30 din baat nai karna
Dost: tmhe to khush hona chahiye
2nd: aaj aakhri din hai.
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On great public deman releasing all over Pakistan!
.œThe RETURN of phoolan devi.,
Directed by Condi Rice,
Scripted in London &
Produced by GHQ.
Character Actress: BB (Benazir Bhutto),
Character Actor:Musharraf
Supporting Actor:Fazal urf Maulana Diesel.
Characterless Actors:Chaudhries & Lagharie,
Dancer: Sherry,
Music: MQM
&
Action sponsored by Al-Qayaida/
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)