Film Director: Tum ko 200 feet

Film Director: Tum ko 200 feet ki height se
swimming pool me jump lagana hai.
Film Actor: Par mere ko tairna nahi aata, mein
doob jaunga.
Film Director: Chinta Mat Karo, pool me paani nahi
hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 751 views
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