Shadi k baad muskarana
Neki kar k aise bhool jao
jaise
log shadi kar k
musranana bhool jate hain
by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 892 views
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Fact of Class Room:
Jab Professor Tumhain Class Se Baahar Nikal Dey
To Samajh Lo K Tum Taraqqi Kar Rahe Ho. Coz
He Might be Afraid That You Know More Than Him!
Be Positive. :-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Little Johnny is approached by the lifeguard at the public swimming pool.
"You're not allowed to pee in the pool," said the lifeguard. "I'm going to report you."
"But everyone pees in the pool," said Little Johnny.
"Maybe," said the lifeguard, "but not from the diving board!"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
S:sukoon khatam
h:himat khatam
a:azadi khatam
d:dimag khatam
i:imtehanat shuru
jin ki ho gai bhugat lo aur jin ki nai huwi soch lo,
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Bad News: Meri Car Green Hills Se Gir k Tabah Ho
Gai,
Driver Moqa Per Mar Gaya,
Aap Sab Friends Se Request Hai K Dua Krain, I
Hope Next Time Aisa Nai Ho Ga.
Because Ab Main "NEED 4 SPEED Underground"
Khelon Ga.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
1 sardar rail ki patri per so gaya . 1 aadmi ne kaha kya kar rahe ho? Train aayegi to mar jaoge! Sardar: Mere uper se hawai jahaaz guzar gaya to kuch nahi hua, train kya cheez hai?
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
JATT: Tumhe rajput kyon kehte hain?
RAJPUT: Hum apni baat pe jaan de dete hain,
aur tumhe JATT q kehte hain ?
JATT : QK hum bat bat pe jan le lete hain ;-)
by nadeem (few years ago!)
The student did not like the sound of this at all, and asked for permission to speak. The professor granted it, and the student stood up and asked the following questions of his classmates:
“Has anyone in this class heard our professor’s brain?” Silence.
“Has anyone in this class touched our professor’s brain?” Absolute silence.
“Has anyone in this class seen our professor’s brain?”
When nobody in the class dared to speak, the student concluded, “Then, according to our professor’s logic, it must be true that our professor has no brain!”
by Jawad Ali Abbasi (few years ago!)
pathan service shoes ke dukan par
Bari guarantee daindey o
jutti ne tay 2 din v nai kaddy
dukandar: huwa kay hai
pathan: Masjid vichon chukki gai ey.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
PAPPU:Madras ka naam Chennai kyon pada?
NIKKU:Madrasi kya pahante hain?
PAPPU:Lungi.
NIKKU:lungi me chain nahi hoti isliye Chen nai....!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Dazza is driving over the Sydney Harbour Bridge one day, when He
sees His Girlfriend Shazza about to throw herself off.
Dazza slams on the brakes and yells, "Shazza what in the Blazes d'ya think ya doin'?"
Shazza turns around with a tear in her eye and says,
"G'Day, Dazza.
You got me pregnant, so now I'm gunna kill meself".
Dazza gets a lump in his throat when he hears this.
"Shazza", he says "Fair dinkum love, not only are ya a top root, but
you're a real sport too!"
and drives off
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)