Dazza is driving over the Sydney Harbour Bridge one day, when He

sees His Girlfriend Shazza about to throw herself off.

Dazza slams on the brakes and yells, "Shazza what in the Blazes d'ya think ya doin'?"

Shazza turns around with a tear in her eye and says,

"G'Day, Dazza.

You got me pregnant, so now I'm gunna kill meself".

Dazza gets a lump in his throat when he hears this.

"Shazza", he says "Fair dinkum love, not only are ya a top root, but

you're a real sport too!"

and drives off

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1012 views

childrens exams are

Teacher: childrens exams are nearing,If u have any doubt u can ask me..

Boys: In wich printing Press the question paper are printed?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sheikh ne mithai ki shop kholi

Sheikh ne mithai ki shop kholi,
Or bahar 1 ishtihaar lagaya,

1 nokar ki zrurat hai
jisko
.
Sugar ho”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Mai Andha Ho Gaya Hon

Ek Larka Doctor se Lagta hai Mai Andha ho Gaya hon.

Doctor Ne uski Aankhon ko Check kia
Aur kha nahi Beta Tumhari Aankhein tu theek hain.

Larka: Tu phir Newspaper Mai Mujhy Apna Roll Num Kyun Nazar Nahi Aa Raha?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek Baar Ek Aadmi Ki Car Se

Ek Baar Ek Aadmi Ki Car Se Takrake Ek Tota Behosh Ho Gaya.

Aadmi Ne Uspar Taras Khaya Aur Tote Ko Uthake Ghar Le Aaya.

Ussne Usse Pinjre Mein Rakha Dawayi Lagayi Or Khana Diya.

Tota Jab Jaaga To Ek Dum Se Hairani Hoke Bola

Tota: “Aaila Jail…? Wo Car Wala Mar Gaya Kya?“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Boy: Tum WhatsApp Per Ho? Girl: Nahi Me Ghar per Hun.

Boy: Tum WhatsApp Per Ho?

Girl: Nahi Me Ghar per Hun.

Boy: I Mean WhatsApp Use kerti ho?

Girl: Nahi Me Fair & Lovely Use Kerti Hun

Boy: Aray Meri Maa, Tumhen WhatsApp Chalana Ata Hai?

Girl: Nahi, Per Tum Chala Lena,
Me Pichay Beth Jaun gi..;-p

Boy Shocked..;-)

by lescol (few years ago!)