Wife: Why are you waiting here?
Wife: Why are you waiting here?
Husband: Sher ka shikar karne ja raha hoon mere darling!
Wife: Toh jao naa khade kyu ho!
Husband: Kaise jaau.. Bahar kutta jo khada hai!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 625 views
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A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other the woman leans out the window and yells, "PIG!!"
The man immediately leans out his window and replies, "BITCH!!"
They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road.
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Farzana Baji Hogai Hai Kuch Naraz Wah Wah…. Wah Wah…. Farzana Baji Hogai Hai Kuch Naraz Q K Un Ki Chappal Pehen K Bhaag Gaya Hai Faraz!!! hahaha
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Pappu: Dad, what is an idiot?
Santa: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can’t understand him. Do you understand me?
Pappu: No.
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Santa Jab Chota Tha To Hamesha School Mein Usko Galtiyon Ki Wajah Se Maar Padti Rahti Thi.
Ek Din Homework Na Karne Ki Wajah Se Teacher Use Daant Raha Tha.
Teacher: “Sach-Sach Bata Homework Kyun Nahi Kiya, Nahi To Chaddi Uttar Ke Maarunga”
Santa Ne Bade Bholepan Se Jawab Diya.
Santa: “Sir, Jab Galti Meri Hai Fir Aap Kyu Chaddi Utaroge?“
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Modern basanti
Veeru: BASANTI IN KUTTON KE SAMNE MAT NACHNA,
Basanti: Xcuse me, Who the hell do
u think you are to order me like this,
U stupid guy using abusive language,
u bloody fool hanging in the rusty chain
with so obnoxious smell coming from body,
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you keep ur mouth shut, Nonsense,
Hey DJ Gabbar Spin that Shit man.
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English: The sooner the better.
Hindi: Jaldi ka kaam shaitaan ka hota hai..
English: Think of the devil, and the devil is here.
Hindi: Badi lambi umar hai tumhari, abhi tumhe hi yaad kar rahe the..
English: Dont wait, fight for ur rights.
Hindi: Sabra ka fal meetha hota hai…
Last and the best one…
English As wise as an owl.
Hindi: Ullu ka pattha
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How Does A Sardar Dial 9844498444
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Think ?
First He Dails 98444 & Then
Press “REDIAL”…
Intelligent Like U
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A Memon Called A Newspaper Office And Asked:
Mera Baap Mar Gaya Hai, Kya Charges Hongay?
Newspaper: Rs.50 Per Word.
Memon: Oh Bohat Ziyada Hain,
Acha Likho “Ghafoor Bhai Died”.
Newspaper: Sir! It Should Be Minimum 6 Words!
Memon: Oh Ho! Jara Sochnay Do….. Acha Likho……
Ghafoor Bhai Died – Suzuki For Sale .
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Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?
Father: Have I not told you never to mention such things during meals!
Mother: Why did you say that, Junior? Why did you ask the question?
Johnny: It's because I saw one on daddy's lettuce, but now it's gone.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pani o Bijli ke ke wazir Nokar ko daante hoye.
Wazir: Tumjhe jis kaam ke lye behja jata hai, teen ghante se pehle wapis nahi ate, Tumhara masla kya hai?
Nokar: Sir, Main to aap ke hukam ka gulam hoon, aap he ne farmaya tha, ke Bijli ki tarha kam kya karo.
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