Jurmana maf ki application

Teacher:Jurmana mafi ki Aplication
likho..

Sardar:Jurmana kina a?

Teacher:5 rupay.

Sardar:Ay ly 5 rupay baapu ne kya c
5,10 rupay wastay kisay kanjar di
minnt ni krni….

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 1089 views
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