Classic Insult..
1 larka scooty se ja rha tha
toh uska tyre
Bhains k gobar k beech mai se nikal gya..

paas mai kuch larkiya khadi thi
or os larke ko boli hpy bday to U..

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Boy-wish krne se kaam nhi chalega,

Cake toh khana hee parega..:P :O :D

hahahahahahaha
Bor rock grls shokd

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 956 views

Santa Platfrom k side leta tha

Santa Platfrom k side leta tha
Banta-Kya kar rahe ho?
Santa-Sucite
Banta-to beach me leto
Santa-Dar lagta he...

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Doctor sb yeh dawai kahin se nahi mil rhi...

Sardar: doctor sahib ye dawa to kahin se nahi mil
rahi.
Pathan doctor:
Ooh hoo.. dawai likhna to hum bhul hi gaya ye to
hamara signature hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

How do u know

How do u know when kids start to grow up?
Gals grow up when they start to put lipstick n boys grow up when they start to wipe it off!

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Pathan: tum humko 3 laakh rupey do,

Pathan: tum humko 3 laakh rupey do,
hum tumhay 15 din k bad lotA dega

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(after 15 days)
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aadmi: Chal khan apna waada pura kar...
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Pathan: ye ley
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"LOTA":P

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Jhoot Nehin Bolna

CIRCUIT: Bhai, Bapu ne bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.

MUNNA BHAI: Aye Circuit, woh Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai.

CIRCUIT: Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko.

MUNNA BHAI: Par Circuit, abhi to tu bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.

CIRCUIT: Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)