Saanp Hindi

Banta : Dekh Santa Ek Saanp,Teri Biwi Ko Kaat Raha Hai.,Santa :

D ar Mat Yaar.Vo Kaat Nhi Raha,Vo To Zehar Bharwane Aaya Hoga

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 897 views
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