Santaji Aap Ke Dono Kidney Fail Hogaye
Docter : Santaji Aap ke dono kidney fail hogaye hain!
Santa : Ha Ha Ha, What a joke ..
Mera koi bhi kidney aaj tak kabhi school hi nahi gaya.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 570 views
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