Strange marital problems

Banta: My wife can cook but won't.
Santa. You're lucky. My wife can't cook but does!

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 912 views
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A wife was kidnapped.
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Biwi ek dum khush hoke

Biwi ek dum khush hoke :"Kya baat hai jee,aaj to meri photo pe photo kheenche ja rhe ho
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A Sardar Doctor and Pundit loved same girl.

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Do pathan pani peene gae tou glass ulta para tha
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Teacher Student

Teacher: She Is Kidding…

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Punjabi:
Woh Bachey Dey Rahi Hai

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