1 Arbi Bathroom mein
1 Arbi Bathroom me phone pr BAT kr raha tha ,
PATHAN ne Suna to andar jakr ARBi ko boht mara ,
logo ne pucha to bola,
Ye Kameena Bathoroom me TILAWAT ker rah ta..!!!!!
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