The young attorney
A young attorney who had taken over his father’s practice rushed home elated one night.
"Dad, listen," he shouted, "I’ve finally settled that old McKinney suit."
"Settled it!" cried his astonished father. "Why, you idiot! We have been living off of that money for five years!"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 920 views
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