Phansi Se Pehly Aakhri Khuwahish
Inspector 2 Santa:
Phansi Se Pehly, Bata Teri Aakhri
Khwahish Kia Ha?
Santa:
Mery Pair Uper Or Sir Neechy Ker
K Phansi De Do-:)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 989 views
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