Ek Baar Santa Circus Dekhne Jata Hai.

Toh Circus Mein Ladki Ne Sher Ko Kiss Kiya.

Ring Mastar: “Aap Mein Se Koi Yeh Kaam Kar Sakta Hai?”

Santa: “Main Aata Hoon Na Par Pehle Iss Sher Ko Peeche Karo“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 972 views

Ustaad Sab se ziada nasha

Ustaad: Sab se ziada nasha kis cheez mei hota hai?
Shagird: Taleem me...
Ustaad: Wo kaisy
Shagird: Janab,
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Kitaben kholte he neend aa jati hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa's son

Santa's son:
Papa agar aap ko 10 Rs aur 5 Rs raste mein pade miley to aap kaun sa note uthaoge?

Santa : 10 Rs ka

Son: Isliye aap per joke bante hain...

Dono bhi to utha saktey the na...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa was filling a slambook

santa was filling a slambook. He didnt knw d meaning of zodiac sign . He turnd d previus page & … saw dat sumbody had written Cancer, . . . . . . . . . so he wrote GAS KI TAKLIF!!..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

u r a normal person if

u r a normal person if....

1- u got a f.b acount

2-u got a mobile num

4-u r wasting ur tym in reading ths

5-u did't notice that there is no numbr 3.

7-u went to check if num 3 is there

8-whr is mumbr 6?

9-u r now smiling

10-whr is num 1?

11-u went to chk num 1....

12now do u relly think that u r normal???

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

fire brigade staff

A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house…
still he was in jail…….why?
coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)