Tumhari mummy ne mera dil tod di


Father- Tumhari mummy ne mera dil tod diya islye mai sharab pi rahaa hu
Son(K.G.)- MUMMY ne mera scale v tod diya
mere liye v ek GLASS lagao papa

by Raju (few years ago!) / 1107 views
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