Santa: Mujhe kamjori mehsoos ho rahi hai

Banta: Tum bharpoor desi ghee khao 1- 2 din baad
Banta: ab kaise ho

Santa: Waise hi hoon, Bharpoor Brand ka koi ghee aata hi nahi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 832 views

Ek machchar ek takle ke sar par

Ek machchar ek takle ke sar par ja kar baitha,uske baad–

2nd machchar- Wah.. kya ghar dhunda hai!

1st machchar- Ghar kaha re,abhi to sirf plot kharida hai -

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Mard zyada sharif hain ya aurtain ?

Mard zyada sharif hain ya aurtain ?

Pathan

Ans. Mard

Q k Mardon Main

UMar Sharif

Nawaz Sharif

Shehbaz Sharif

HaMza Sharif

Jab k aurton Me sirf

Babra Shrif

aur

Amna Sharif

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Phatan train me su su kr k aya

Phatan train me su su kr k aya..

BV:Ap ka pyjama geela kyu hy?.

Phatan:Toilet mein likha hy“Jisam ka koe b hesa bahir na nekale”

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Great Writer

There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.

When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"

He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 aadmi chaabi se

?1 aadmi chaabi se apna kaan khuja raha tha...

Ek Sardar use gor dekh raha tha
kuch der baad bola-

bhai sab agar aap start nahi ho rahe ho to dhakka Lagadu

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)