Sardar Ji Ne Apni Girlfriend k Kaandhe Per Haath Rakha
Sardar Ji Ne Apni
Girlfriend k Kaandhe
Per Haath Rakha Aur
Dheere Se Bole - "I
Love You"
Girlfriend - "Zor Se
Bolo"
Sardar Ji - "Jai Mata
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