Tell Me The Name Of This Bird
Examiner: Tell Me The Name Of This Bird By Seeing Its Legs Only?
Sardar: I Don’T Know. Examiner: You are Failed, What’S Your Name? Sardar: See My Legs & Tell My Name
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Examiner:Tell me the name of this bird by seeing it’s legs only?
Sardar: I don’t know.
Examiner:You failed, what’s your name?
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name!!
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