My husband Jeff and I incurred several problems while

assembling our new computer system, so we called the help desk.

The man on the phone started to talk to Jeff in computer jargon, which confused us even more. 'Sir,' my husband politely said, 'please explain what I should do as if I were a four-year-old.'

'Okay,' the computer technician replied. 'Son, could you please put your mommy on the phone?'

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1051 views

5 Minte Mai Apna 5 K.g

India Mai 1 Aurat Ne 5 Minte Mai Apna 5 K.g Weight Lose Kia.?

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Kaisy Nai Pata Thora Or Socho.
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Uski Delivery Ho Gaye.!

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Pathan in Shaadi

Shadi Me Khana K wqt pathan Ko
Plate Nhi Mili
pathan Apni Jholi Me Khana Dalne
Lga
Logon Ne Pocha Ye Kya?
pathan: dagh To Chla JaeGa Ye Wqt
Phr Nhi Ayga:-)

by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!)

Phatan ki English

Pathan Galti Se News Paper Ka Sub-Editor Ban Gia. Usne Aik Khabar Ki Headline Ye Di:

"BIWI MEIN DHAMAKA...!"

Cheif Editor: Yeh Tum Ne Headline Kia Di Hai?

Pathan: Sir Mene Khabar Ko Asan Alfaz Mein Likha Hai.

Cheif Editor: Acha Asal Khabar Kia Thi?

Pathan: "MIAAN WALI MEIN DHAMAKA"

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Funny

Husband: may tang agaya hun
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Har cheez may meri Car mera ghar
mera mera karti ho
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Kabhi hamara bhi keh dya karo..
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Ab kiya dhoond rahi ho rahi ho?
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Wife:
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hamara duppata..:P:P

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Family Tradition

Teacher: "Sam, you talk a lot !"

Johnny: "It's a family tradition".

Teacher: "What do you mean?"

Johnny: "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".

Teacher: "What about your mother?" Johnny: "She's a woman..."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)