Phatan Gehri Soch Mai

Phatan Gehri Soch Mai

Wife: Kia Soch Rahe Ho?

Phatan: Ye Geo News Walon Ko Kese Pata Chalta He?

Wife: Kia?

Phatan: Yehi K

“Ap Dekh Rahe Hen
Geo News”…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1150 views
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