A golfer hooked his tee shot over a hill and onto the next fairway. Walking toward his ball, he saw a man lying on the ground, groaning with pain.

"I'm an attorney," the wincing man said, "and this is going to cost you $5000."

"I'm sorry, I'm really sorry," the concerned golfer replied. "But I did yell 'fore'."

"I'll take it," the attorney said.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 917 views

A Doctor

A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, "Your fee is
several times more per hour then we get paid for
medical care."
"Yeah, but you see, doc, you have always the same
model, it hasn't changed since Adam; but we have
to keep up to date with new models coming every
month."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Pappu Ke Pass Ek Kutta Bhi Tha,

Pappu Ke Pass Ek Kutta Bhi Tha, Ek Din Vo Usko Leke Sadak Pe Ghuma Raha Tha.

Ek Police Wale Ne Usko Dekha Aur Uska Majak Udate Hue Bola.

Policewala: “Arey, Apne Bhai Ko Leke Kaha Ja Rahe Ho?”

Pappu Pyar Se Muskurate Hue Bola: “Ji, Police Mein Bharti Karwane“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Kuch log dozak mein bary aram se soay huy thy

Kuch log dozak mein bary aram se soay huy thy


Farishta : yaar ye koon log hain?

Daroga : ye sab pakistani hain loadshading ki waja se garmi ki aadi hain .

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aagar apni cousin phasaani ho tu

Aagar apni cousin phasaani ho tu....
jab wo kitchen ma jaye tu peechay se ja k usko
jhapee daaal lo
agar hans paray tu samjho phas gaye or agar gussa
karay tu shor macha do
"baji dar gaye"
"baji dar gaye" :P

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Funny Terrorist

Two terrorists were fixing a bomb in a car.Funny Terrorist1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing ?

Funny Terrorist2: Don’t worry, I have one more.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)