Boy-I Love U
Boy-I Love U
Girl-Sorry.. Muje Dusra Pasand H, Uski BMW Hai
Boy-Are Maine Aj 10kg "PYAAZ" Kharide He
Girl-Ohh.. Sorry Dear
I LOVE YOU TOO !:-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1052 views
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