Khamoshi Ka Matlab
Kiya Aap K Ghar Walon Ko
Pata Hai k Aap Pagal Hen.??
.
Haan Ya Nahi Me Jawab Den.
Agar Aap Ny Jawab Na Diya To
Yaad Rakhen,
Khamoshi Ka Matlab Haan Hota Hai.. :-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 967 views
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