Santa ne pathan ki beti ka rishta manga
Santa ne pathan ki beti ka rishta manga,
Pathan ne santa ko bahut mara,
Mar kha ke santa utha,
Kapde jhat ke santa bola,
To phir main inkar samjhu…….
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 865 views
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