Marte Marte Bhi Bhala Kar Hi Dala
Ek Baar Santa Galti Se Talaab Mein Gir Gaya,
Dubte Dubte Uske Haath Mein Ek Machli Aa Gayi,
Usse Pakad Kar Bahar Fenka Aur Bola: “Tu Toh Kam Se Kam Apni Jaan Bacha Le“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 999 views
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Rahul gandhi Se Interview Me Pucha Gaya:
Agar 2 Minute K Liye Aapko P.M Bana Diya Jaye
To Aap Kya Karenge..??
Rahul: Hum Maggi Noodles Banayenge..
Interviewer: Why.??
Rahul: 2 Minute Me To Sirf Maggi hi Ban Sakti Hai..
Interviewer: Agar 5 Saal K Liye Bana Diya Jaye.??
Rahul: Hum 5 Saal K Liye P.M Nahi Banege..
Interviewer: Why.??
Rahul: Itni Maggi Kaun Khayega!!!!!
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Pathan got a message Kya aap Imran Khan ke saath hain?’
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STUDENT:32 yrs.
Teacher: How do you know?
STUDENT: Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.
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Man saw a snake on bed of his Mother-in-law.
Man to snake: Meri saas ko das lay.
Snake: Abay Kya das lay? Main esi say to apna zehar recharge karwata hon.
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Aasman me kaali ghata chhayi hai . ..
Aaj fir Girlfriend ne 2 baatein sunayi hai .
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Dil to krta hai sudhar jaun magar,
Padoswali aaj short skirt pehen k aayi hai..
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Pathan 100 Ke Note Pe Likha
No Dial Kar Raha Tha
2nd Pathan:
Ye Tum Kya Kar Rahe Ho
1st Pathan :
Mai Dekh Raha Tha Ke
Quaid-E-Azam To Foat Ho Gae
To Unka Mobile Kis Ke Pass Hai.
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khybeta:abu agr mere exams me 80% marks aye to ap ka kya hal ho ga?
abu:me khushi se pagal ho jaon ga!
beta:nai abu mje ap ka khayal he isi liye me exams me fail ho gaya
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Gabbar::o murgi tujhe 2 ande dene ko kaha tha 1 kiun dia? Tujhe mujh se dar nai lagta?
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Pathan Job K Liye London Jata Hai:
Officer: Tum Pakistan Main Kya Karobaar Kartay
Thy?
Pathan: Selling G.S.K.
Officer: Ye Kya Hai?
Pathan: Garam Shakar Kandi.
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