Marte Marte Bhi Bhala Kar Hi Dala
Ek Baar Santa Galti Se Talaab Mein Gir Gaya,
Dubte Dubte Uske Haath Mein Ek Machli Aa Gayi,
Usse Pakad Kar Bahar Fenka Aur Bola: “Tu Toh Kam Se Kam Apni Jaan Bacha Le“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 929 views
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