AMERICAN : Ye building kitne din mai bani hai?
PATHAN : 1 maah main,
...
AMERICAN : Ye hmare mulk main to 2 weeks main
ban jati hai,
...
Thora agay jane k baad phir Poucha : Ye building
kitny din main bani hai?
PATHAN : Sirf 2 weeks main,
AMERICAN : Hmare mulk main to 3 days main ban
jati hai,
Habib bank plaza k pas sey guzrey to AMERICAN ne
poucha : Ye building kitney din main bani hai.?
PATHAN :
Pata nhi Subha to nhi thi :)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 805 views

Daru pine se jindagi k problem

UPDESH:
Daru pine se jindagi k problem solve nhi hoti.

EXPERT DRINKER'S ADVICE:
Problem toh doodh pine se bhi solve nhi hoti..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aik doctor apne dost se:

Aik doctor apne dost se:

yar mai soch raha hon k is gaon main apna clinic khol lon,

dost :tumhara khyal to naik hy
magar yahan ka qabrstan bhot chota ha...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bakri ne anda

Golu, Molu se : aaj meri bakri ne pehla anda diya
hai! Molu : bakri kaise anda de sakti hai? Golu :
arre yaar maine apni murgi ka naam bakri akha hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Aaj papa ne pitayi kar di

Santa : Aaj papa ne pitayi kar di
Banta : Kyun?

Santa : Meine to sirf itna pucha “KAMINE” film
dekhne chal rahe ho ya ghar pe hi “BLUE” film dekhoge

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Snow days

A heavy snowstorm closed the schools in one town.
When the children returned to school a few days
later, one grade school teacher asked her students
whether they had used the time away from school
constructively.
"I sure did, teacher," one little girl replied. "I just
prayed for more snow."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)