AMERICAN : Ye building kitne din mai bani hai?
PATHAN : 1 maah main,
...
AMERICAN : Ye hmare mulk main to 2 weeks main
ban jati hai,
...
Thora agay jane k baad phir Poucha : Ye building
kitny din main bani hai?
PATHAN : Sirf 2 weeks main,
AMERICAN : Hmare mulk main to 3 days main ban
jati hai,
Habib bank plaza k pas sey guzrey to AMERICAN ne
poucha : Ye building kitney din main bani hai.?
PATHAN :
Pata nhi Subha to nhi thi :)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 835 views

yateem

Teacher : Qaatil kisy kehty hen?

Pathan : Mujhy nahi pata.

Teacher : For example Tumne apne baap ko qatal

ker diya, to tum kiya huye?

Pathan : Yateeem.....:-p

by @irha@ (few years ago!)

Chor ki biwi ne kaha

Chor ki biwi ne kaha: "ghar me raashan khatam ho gaya ha."

Chor ghussay say bola:

.

.

"Lay aaonga, pehlay dukaane tO band hone do.!

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Swallowed

Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.
Doctor: How do you feel?
Patient: A little down in the mouth.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

AEk Aadmi rozy nhi rkhta tha

AEk Aadmi rozy nhi rkhta tha. Us k peer ne kaha tum roza rakho me wada krta hoon roz tumhari aek Dua qubool hogi.

Us ne roza rkha. Sara din barri mushkil se guzara.

Sham ko roza khol k peer k paas chla gya.
... Peer ne kaha maango kya mangte ho?

Wo bola peer sahb subha EID karwa dou.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa : Badda dukh hoya

Santa : Badda dukh hoya si teri wife di mout ki khabar sunker, wase hoya ki si?

Banta : Goli lagi si matthe vich.

Santa : Shukar rabb da ankh bach gai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)