2 phtan bike per ja rhe the
2 Pathan Bike Pe Ja rahe the.
Police walay ne rok k kaha:
Pata nai hy k Double swari Pe Pabandi hy.
Pathan: Pata Hy,is liye to isko wapis chorne ja raha
hun
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 542 views
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