Shaadi mein khana khula..
Shaadi mein khana khula...
Santa ko plate nahi mili..
Santa apni jholi mein khana dalne laga..
Logon ne poocha Ye Kya..
Santa: Daagh To Chala Jaye Ga...
Ye Waqt Phir Nahi Aaye Ga...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1360 views
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