dictation test

A Pathan teacher gives dictation test to students,

Last bench students:

We are not able to hear you SIR,

Pathan : “OK I’LL WRITE ON THE BOARD .,..,..,..,!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 809 views
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