Child: papa ammi ka pai
Child:
papa ammi ka pait itna kyun phoola hua hai?
Dad:
kamine tujhy sab pata hai!!
... .........
Child:
Promise ni pata
Dad:
beta pani bharra hua hai
Child:
Bhai tou doob gya hoga :X
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