Santa: My wife and I never argue.

Banta: Not even when she is right?

Santa: I don`t know. That has never happened with me.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 756 views

Larki: Main Kal Tum Se Milne Nahi Aa Sakti

Larki: Main Kal Tum Se Milne Nahi Aa Sakti.

Larka: Chalo Mai Tumhara Gift Kisi Or Ko De Deta Hun

Larki: Mera Matlab Tha Kal Nahi Aa Sakti Abi Kahan Ho Tum?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Dar k bhag gaya dulha

5 bachon ki maan tesri shadi kar rahi thi.
Nikah k waqt chota bcha rone laga
or dolah dar k bhag gaya
kiun maan ne kaha chup ho ja warna agli baar sath nai lun gi

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Pathan BLOOD K Bare Mein

Pathan BLOOD K Bare Mein Book Parh Raha Tha

Wife: Aj Ye Q Parh Rahe Ho?

Pathan:
Mujhe Doc Ne Kaha Hai K
Kal BLOOD TEST Hai
Is Lye Test Ki Tayari Ker Raha Hon.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bad Date

After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave if something like this happened.

When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on a grim expression and said, "I have some bad news. My grandfather just died."

"Thank heavens," his date replied. "If yours hadn't, mine would have had to!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Manager ne aanewale se pocha

manager ne aanewale se poocha, "kya tumhe pata
nahin ki aagya ke bina andar aana mana hai."
aane wala, "janab, main aagya lene ke liye hi andar
aaya hoon."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)