A B’tiful G!rl Puts Her F!nge
A B’tiful G!rl Puts Her F!nger,
Ne@r Hotel M@n@ger L!PS,
M@n@ger K!$$e$ E@CH F!nger,
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G!RL :- Tell Your BO$$ There !$,,,,,
:”:”:”:”:”: NO T!$$UE P@per !n YOUR TO!LET
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