Jaanu Hisab Barabar

Marta Hua Pati Apni Patni Ko Bola

Pati: “Almari Se Tera Gold Set Maine Chori Kiya Tha”
Patni Rote Hue Boli: “Koi Baat Nai Ji”

Pati: “Tere Bhai Ne Tujhe Amanat Di Thi 1 Lakh Wo Bhi Mene Hi Ghayab Kiye”

Patni: “Mene Aapko Maaf Kiya”
Pati: “Teri Kameti Ke Paise Bhi Mene Hi Chori Kiye The”

Patni: “Koi Baat Nahi Ji, Aapko Zehar Bhi Mene Hi Diya Hai, Hisab Barabar“

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