Patni: Mein toh sochti thi hamara
Patni: Mein toh sochti thi hamara sath janam janam ka hai….lekin swamiji ne kah rahey they ke swarg mein pati patni ko saath rehne nahi dete……
Pati: Darling isiliye usse swarg kehete hai…
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 977 views
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Haar gaye na
Ans :- DONO HI MOVIES KA HERO GOONGA HAI
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General Motors has issued a press release stating:
1. For no reason whatsoever your car would crash twice a day.
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3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason, and you
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5. Only one person at a time could use the car, unless you bought "Car XP" or "Car 2000". But then you would have to buy more seats.
6. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive, but would only work on 5% of the roads.
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8. New seats would force everyone to have the same size butt.
9. The airbag system would say "Are you sure?" before going off.
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