Patni: Mein toh sochti thi hamara
Patni: Mein toh sochti thi hamara sath janam janam ka hai….lekin swamiji ne kah rahey they ke swarg mein pati patni ko saath rehne nahi dete……
Pati: Darling isiliye usse swarg kehete hai…
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 955 views
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