Q: If your wife is shouting at the front door and your dog is barking at the back door, who do you let in first? A: The dog, of course. At least he'll shut up after you let him in.

by inayat khan (few years ago!) / 845 views

Kanjoos ne vinod ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai

Kanjoos ne vinod ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.

Vinod ne usay MERCEDES gift kardi.

Vinod ko phir khoon ki zarorut padee,

Kanjoos ne phir khoon dia.
Ab k bar Vinod ne till wale laddu gift kiye,

Kanjoos: Ghusse se, mercedez kyu nahi de?

Vinod: Munna!! Ab hamarey ander bhi Kanjoos ka khoon doudh raha hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pessenger: Tumne

Pessenger:
Tumne Mere Jaib Me Hath Kyn Dala?

Pathan:
Muje Machis Chahiye Thi

Pessenger:
Tum Mujhse Mang Sakte The

Pathan:
Hum Ajnabi Se Baat
Nahi Karta

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Titanic dekh kar kya seekha

GF to Pappu: Titanic dekh kar kya seekha ?
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Pappu: Sikha kuch nahi,
abhi tak soch ra hu
ki
aise mast mauke par bhi koi
painting
kaise kar sakta hai.. :P

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Sharma dial a no

Sharma dial a no. & hear, iss call ke liye aapka balance kafi nahi hai."


sharma: koi baat nahi jaane man tumse baat ho gai bas itna hi kafi hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Mein tere 64 de 64

Santa: Mein tere 64 de 64 dand todd dene hai.

Ik hor aadmi ne keha santa 64 nahi 32 Dand hunde ne.

Santa: Meinu patta se tu vi bolega is layi tere vi gin laye ne.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)