One day evening a Sardarji starts from office to home with pushing his scooter manually. He met his friend on the way…
Friend : Why are you pushing your scooter manually?

Sardarji : I forgot to bring the scooter key from my home.

Friend : Is it! then, how did you come to office from home in the morning?

Sardarji : I was pushing my scooter from home to office also in the morning.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 863 views

Social Work

Pathan: Yaar Mujhe logon Ne Social
Work Kerne Per ßOht Maara..
dost: SociaL Work?
,
,
,
Pathan: Haan
Mein Ne Qaßristan k Gate Pr
WeLcome Ka Board Lga dia Tha

by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!)

Meri fikar mat kia karo.

Teacher : you are late today,
school 7 baje lag jata hai or tum ab aa rahe ho???
Student : sir aap meri fikar na kiya kare
aap school shuru karwa diya kare.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

khub mazay kia karay ge

1 Pathan ne job k liye apply kia Jawab aya tu khushi sy 1 grand party ker dali. Doston ne fermaish ki k appointment letter dikhao.

Pathan (itraaty hue): Yeh English main hy mein saath saath tarjuma kerta hoon..

"Dear Gul Khan" pyaray Gul Khan
"You don't meet" ap tu miltay hi nahi.
"our requirements" Ap hamari zaroorat ho.
"no further correspondence.." or zid na karain
"will be entertained" khub mazay kia karay ge...!

by lescol (few years ago!)

Sardar Shadi Ke Aglay Din B.V Ko Maar Raha Tha

Sardar Shadi Ke Aglay Din B.V Ko Maar Raha Tha,

Logon Ne Pocha To Bola:

Innay Meri Chaah Vich Taveez Milaya A,

B.V Rotay Hoye Or Ghussay Se Boli:

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Sardar ki wife inspecter se!

Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo
lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-(
Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:-
to behan kuch or paka lo:-

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)