Log Bus Ke Intezaar Main Khade The

Log Bus Ke Intezaar Main Khade The.1 Funny
Bhikari Aaya,
Sab Logon Se Bheek Maangi,Paise Kamaye Or Taxi
Main Baith Kar Chala Gaya.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 894 views
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