Funny Sardar omelet banane

Funny Sardar omelet banane ke liye anda fodta hai. Anda andar se khali nikalta hai.

Funny Sardar: Kamal hai ji! Aaj kal murgian bhi abortion karvane lagi hain.

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Khan: Wo jis k safed kapre hain.

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Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor no sign of bruising whatsoever.

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