Papa: Beta, tum fail ho gaye
Papa: Beta, tum fail ho gaye. Mene to kaha tha na ki agar tum 12th pass ho jaogey to mein tumhe motorcycle dilaunga.
Beta: Mujhe pata hai papa.
Papa: phir tu fail kaise ho gaya?
Beta: Mein motorcycle chalana sikh raha tha.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 953 views
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