1 Room me 1 Bohat Hi Badboo-Daar kutta Tha,
.
Iltaf,Nawaz Or Zardari me Shart Lagi K Jo Is Room me Ziyada Dair Tak Raha To Wo Aqalmand he,
.
Pehly Iltaf Gaya Or 5 Minut May bahar Aa Gaya,
.
Nawaz Gaya 10 Minut May Bahar Aa Gaya,
.
phr Zardari Gaya,.
..
1 he mint me Kutta Bahar Aa Gaya.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1125 views

Dulhan

Pagl khany me sb Pagl dance kr rhe thy 1 pagl khamosh betha tha
Doctr ne socha ye pagal thek ho gya hy
Doc:tm khamosh Q bethy ho?
Pagl:bewaquf main ‘Dulhan’ hon

by Asim Raza (few years ago!)

Tcher-Tum Desh k liya Kya Kya karte

Tcher-Tum Desh k liya Kya Kya karte ho?

Santa-Pani ki Bachat karta hu
Hafte me sirf 1 bar nahata hu

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Apni jan ka msg

Maa: Kia kar rahy ho beta??
.
Beta: Maa parh raha hon
.
Maa: Very good beta, kia parh rahy ho??
.
Beta: Apni jaan ky msgs !!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Darling main tum se shadi nhi ker sakta

Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi
nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai.
Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai.
Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Jewish couple

An eldely Jewish couple on their way to a vacation
in Hawaii, got into an argument about the correct
pronunciation of Hawaii.
He was sure it was Havaii, but she maintains that it
was Hawaii.
As soon as they landed they asked the first person
they saw, "Would you mind telling me the name of
this island?"
"Havaii!", the man replied.
"Thanks", answered the man.
"You're Velcome," the man replied.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)