Pathan was Weeping
Pathan was Weeping:
Man: Kyon Ro rahe ho?
Pathan: Meri Murghi Mar gai.
Man: Mera Baap Mar Gaya Magar main to Nahi Roya.
Pathan: Oye Tera Baap kya Anday Deta tha-
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 586 views
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A foreign language teacher was explaining to her class that, unlike their English counterparts, French nouns are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine.
Things like 'chalk' or 'pencil,' she described, would have a gender association although in English these words were neutral. Confused, one student raised his hand and asked, "What gender is a computer?"
The French teacher wasn't sure which gender it was, so she ivided the class into two groups and asked them to decide if a computer should be masculine or feminine. One group was comprised of the women in the class, and the other of men. Both groups were asked to give four reasons for their recommendation.
The group of women concluded that computers should be referred to in masculine gender because:
1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
3. They are supposed to help you solve your problems, but half the time they ARE the problem.
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a better model.
The men, on the other hand, decided that computers should definitely be referred to in the feminine gender because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your pay check on accessories.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa : Meri biwi mujhe chorr ke chali gayi.
Banta : Tu uska khyal nahi rakhta hoga.
Santa : Arre yaar…Sagi behen ki tarah rakhta tha usko!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 Makhi 1 Ganjay K Sar Pe Jaa Bethi
Dusri Makhi Ne Kaha?
Waah!Kya Ghar Mila Hai Tujhe
Pehli Makhi Boli
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by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar g khali palate me roti duba duba k kha rahe the
dost:ye tm kia kar rahe ho?
Sardar:me mathematician hun ,me ne daal suppose ki huwi hai.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Ek Sardar Restaurant me soup Pi raha Tha.
Boy : Sardar G Soup Wich Makhi Ae....
Sardar : Dil wadda Kar Yaar. Makhi ne Kina Pee lena ae.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Girl : Meri Ek Ek Saans Pe Ek Ek Larka Marta Ha
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Boy : To Tum Koi Acha Sa Toothpaste Use Kyun Nahi Karti
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Chala ja msg tu banke gulab. Hogi sachi dosti to ayega jawab .
Agar nhi aya jawab to mat hona
udaas.
Bas samj lena baratn dho rahe honge
janab .
by khalid hussain (few years ago!)
SHADI SE PEHLE
Boy: Aakhir wo din aae ga kb
Girl: tm muje chor to nhi doge
Boy: no way esa sochna b mat
Girl: Roz shoping kraogy
Boy: Q Nhi, Bahot Sari
Girl: tmhari zindgi me koi or to nhi?
Boy: no yar
Girl: do u love me.
Boy: yes dear.
Girl: oh dear!
SHADI K BAAD -
Ab zra ye sms neechey se ooper
prhen
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Bhai Aapke Sare Msgs Mai 1 Larki ko Bhejta Hon.
Or Aaj usne pocha k ye pyary pyary msg kn krta he tmhy.
Mene us ko apka nam btaya lekn usne bht zid ki k
Mujhe uska nmbr b do mene mjborn usko ap ka nmbr dia he.
Plz plz plz plz uske 7 koi btmizi na krna uska name he
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Shabbo Jamadarni. :-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)