JOKe
Girl:Main fail hona chahti hon
Boy:Kyun?
Girl:Ammi na kaha hai 1st ai to Sceince Dilwaengi
2nd to arts.Agar Fail ho gai to SHADI Kara Dungi.
by Sohaib Tariq (few years ago!) / 942 views
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Pathan ko dost ne khanay pe bulaya.
Pathan jab dost ke ghar aaya toh ghar pe tala laga tha,
Aur likha tha maine bewaqoof banaya tumko.
Pathan ne Hoshiyari dikhai or niche likh diya,
"Main toh aaya hi nahi tha"
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
When Sonia Gandhi was asked by a newspaper that is she scared of thousands of people going against Congress.
Sonia Gandhi replied in Dabaang Style:
Hazaro se darr nahin lagta Sahab...
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Hazare se lagta hai.."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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Little Missy: Sure, they grow up to be rich gossip columnists...!!!
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boy: my girlfriend left me and sent me a picture of her wid her new boyfriend
friend:how sad :( , wat did u do
boy:simple i sent dat sms to her dad!!!!!!
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Pathan:: Light nhi hai tau kambakht pankha hi chala do...
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by WAQAR (few years ago!)
A man was seen fleeing down the hall of the hospital just before his operation.
“What’s the matter?” he was asked.
He said, “I heard the nurse say, ‘It’s a very simple operation, don’t worry, I’m sure it will be all right.”
“She was just trying to comfort you, what’s so frightening about that?”
“She wasn’t talking to me. She was talking to the doctor.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
One Sardar came to Madras and wanted to do shopping in Burma bazaar. His Tamilian friend told the Sardar that the prices will be costly and hence asked him to bargain for half the price. Sardar went and asked the price of stereo for which the vendor told 2000 Rs. Sardar asked for Rs.1000. vendor told he can give for Rs.1800 for which Sardar told no, no only Rs.900. Vendor told ok, I will give it for 1500 Rs. for which Sardar bargained for Rs.750. It was going on like this when finally vendor out of irritation said he will give the Sardar the stereo free of cost."Our Sardar asked whether he will give two."
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
A good advice from a good friend!
I read in the newspaper that drinking beer causes liver cancer so please-stop reading newspapers...cheers......
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
5 reasons why you are my friend….
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5.
No Reason Found!
I was just drunk
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)