PROFESSOR:Akal badi yah bhais?

MUNNA: Pehlay dono k date of birth bata mamu.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1321 views

santa ne ekk admi ke thappad

santa ne ekk admi ke thappad maar diya..

admi- meri kya galti thi??

santa-tum salo galti karo iske liye hum intjaar thode hi karenge...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sadhu Se Panga Lena Achhi Baat Nahi

Ek Baar Santa Dharu Peekar Sadak Pe Ja Raha Hota Aur Achanak Se

Ek Sadhu Se Takra Jata Hai
Sadhu Gusse Se: “Array Murkh,
Main Tujhe Shraap Deta Hoon”

Santa: “Ruko-Ruko Baba, Main Glass Le Kar Aata Hoon, Fir Dena“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Chup ho ja saale

PAppu Jalebi bech raha tha magar chilla raha tha

Aalu LeLo Aalu

Ek Aadmi Bola: Ye Jalebi hain Aalu Nahi to fir

Aalu Aalu kyu chilla rahe ho… ??
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PAppu Bola: Chup ho jaa saale

warna Makkhiyan Aa Jayegi. :p :O

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

pathan

3 Pathan Raat Ko Car K
Derwaze Band Hony Ki Waja Se
Andar Hi Phans Gaye Thy ...
Aur Soch Rahe Thy k
Car Main Se Kaisy Nikla Jaye?
1st Pathan:
Yar Aisa Krty Hain k Engine k
Rasty Niklne Ki Koshish Krty Hain.
2nd Pathan:
O Nai Yar,
Diggi k Raste Niklty Hain.
Aur 3sra Jo Un 2no Ki Batain Sun Rha Tha, Bola:
Yar Jo Bhi Krna Hai,
Jaldi Karo Barish Hony Wali Hai,
Aur Car Ki Chhat Bhi Nhi Hai

by nabeel (few years ago!)

Ek ladki ne wajan tolne

Ek ladki ne wajan tolne ki machine mein wajan kiya to 56K.G aaya to usne apni sandle utari to wajan aaya 54K.G, usne jacket utari to wajan aaya 52K.G phir usne duppatta utara to wajan aaya 50K.G phir uske pas sikke khatam ho gaye to pas mein baithe bhikari ne kaha sikka mein dalta rahunga tum chalu raho.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)