Cofee Hot rs.20 cold rs.40

Santa aur banta cofee house me :
santa:jaldi pi,cofee thandhi ho jaegi
banta:to kia howa?

Santa:bewakuf card par likha tha hot cofee 20 ki aur cold 40 ki

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 752 views
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