Afghanistan mein posted saabiq amreeki general McChrystal dismiss honay ke baad apnay hajjaam se baal katwa raha tha, hajjaam baar baar kahta.."Taliban.....Afghanistan"
Teen chaar baar sunnay ke baad saabiq jeneral ne hajjaam ko toka:
"ye tum har thorhi dair baad kion kahtay ho "Taliban, Afghanistan"?
hajjam haath jorh ker bola:

"sir, aap ke baal jism se chipkay huway hein, jub mein Taliban or Afghanistan ka naam leta hunn to khof se aap ke baal kharhay ho jaatay hein or yunn mein aasani se baal kaat leta hunn."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1067 views

Chal bahar chalte hai,

Banta: chal bahar chalte hai, taazi hawa kha kar aate hai
Santa: Tu chal me Chammaj Plate lekar aaya

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan

Pathan: Yeh FRIJ kitnay ka hai?

Pathan: Yeh FRIJ kitnay ka hai?

Salesman: Hum pathano ko koi cheez nahi baichtey,

Pathan after 1 month clean shave with 3 piece suit: Yeh FRIJ kitnay ka hai?

Salesman: Hum pathano ko cheezein nahi baichatay,

After 2 months full angrez ban k gaya: What’s the cost of that FIRIJ

Salesman: Hum pathano ko cheezein nahi baichatay,

Pathan gusay mein: Tujhe kaise pata chal jata hai k mein pathan hon?

Salesman: Kyun k yeh FIRIJ nahi “ALMARI” hai.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Pathaan Ko Budhu Banana Itna Asaan Kaha Hai?

Pappu Ek Din Blood Bank Mein Gaya Aur Udhar Usne Ek Staff Ke Aadmi Se Puchha

Pappu: “Mujhe Ek Bottle Blood Chahiye”

Aadmi: “Blood Group Bolo”
Pappu: “Koi Bhi Chalega”

Aadmi Hairani Se: “Arey Aisi Kaise Chalega?”

Pappu: “Yaar Girlfriend Ko Love Letter Likhna Hai, Samjha Kar“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Husbnd police statoin pe

Police station me aik admi mujh arest kar lo maine apni bv ke sar pe danda mara hai,
police:wo mar gai,
admi :nai wo bach gae hai ab meri khair nai

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

B.A

MUNNA BHAI: Mamu, tu kitna pada hai? MAMU: B.A.

MUNNA BHAI: Sala, two akshar pada aur woh bhi ulta?

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)